Imagine walking into a ring all decked out in your best armor then a girl with nothing but a scarf and a tiny sword cuts you into pieces with a giant stab wound in her chest.
Sometimes it be that way.
So there’s a character skill in Fire Emblem 4 (the game above) called “Prayer”. The way Prayer works is that the farther below 10HP the character gets in a single fight (without dying, obviously), they get a boost to their avoidance. To be at 1HP is to receive a +90% chance to avoid ALL of the enemy’s attacks. Perceptive viewers will notice that Ironclad Asshole has a base 70% chance to hit.
Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some
can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend
It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!
HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH
it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it
The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit
Guys I’ve been and it’s fucking unbelievable
OH MY GOD
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we watched disney’s anastasia in history class for the last day of term after studying the russian revolution and my history teacher goes “now girls remember that this movie is grossly historically inaccurate”
I haven’t seen the play, maybe it’s better, but this movie makes me so angry. Maybe it’s because I’m Jewish, and of partially Russian descent, so I grew up with stories about how awful the Romanoffs were to the Jews, with state sanctioned pogroms (large scale anti-Semitic hate crimes), and general ghettoization. But it’s not just the Jews, there was a reason communism happened. Like I know Stalin was horrible (I’m a socialist, but if you defend Stalin you can seriously fuck right off) but communism happened because people rebelled against the monarchy, because the monarchy was terrible.
So to have this kids movie (it’s actually Don Bluth, not Disney) portray the monarchy as wonderful and innocent, and communism as one evil guy (who is Rasputin, which also has nothing to do with reality), it’s Pocahontas levels of revisionism and it makes me so angry.
